GRANDMA KNOWS BEST!: A Darkly Funny Mafia Thriller
☕ A Cup of Tea. A Plate of Cookies. And a Criminal Empire Built on Blood. 🍪💀 📌 What Early Readers Are Saying:💬 “Ethel could outsmart Tony Soprano and still have time to host Sunday dinner.”💬 “Absolutely hilarious—like The Sopranos meets Golden Girls!”💬 “Fast-paced, sharp, and darkly funny—Grandma’s not messing around.” Meet Ethel Montgomery—your sweet, […]
Why You Should Write and Self-Publish – Success Stories
Have you ever felt that spark of inspiration—an idea so vivid it practically begs to be put on paper—only to be stopped cold by that small, nagging voice in the back of your head? “What if no one wants to read it?”“What if it’s not good enough?”“What if I get rejected—over and over?” If you’ve […]
The Truth About Publishing
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
Publishing is Chaos: Why No One Really Knows How It Works
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
Writing A Book The Moment I Almost Quit (Again)
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
Write A Book Or Become A Plumber Instead?
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
Why Won’t Anyone Buy My Book?
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
What Do You Mean I Have to Market My Book Myself?
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
I Do Not Want a Shirtless Man on My Cover, Thank You
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]
Realizing Your Manuscript is a Hot Mess
How to Publish a Book(Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul) A Fictionalized Self-Publishing Guide with a Narrator Who’s Losing It “How to Publish a Book (Without Losing Your Mind, Money, or Soul)” is a hilarious, brutally honest, and painfully relatable novel about the chaotic journey of self-publishing. Follow Maureen Mullins, an aspiring indie author, […]