☕ A Cup of Tea. A Plate of Cookies. And a Criminal Empire Built on Blood. 🍪💀
📌 What Early Readers Are Saying:
💬 “Ethel could outsmart Tony Soprano and still have time to host Sunday dinner.”
💬 “Absolutely hilarious—like The Sopranos meets Golden Girls!”
💬 “Fast-paced, sharp, and darkly funny—Grandma’s not messing around.”
Meet Ethel Montgomery—your sweet, loving grandmother.
She knits scarves, hosts bingo night, and bakes a mean lemon pound cake.
She also runs the most feared criminal empire in Ashbury.
For decades, Ethel has balanced PTA meetings with mob dealings, keeping the peace with a mix of charm, cunning, and an occasional threat of “disappearance.” But when her grandson Tommy’s college fund is stolen by a crooked city official, Ethel trades her apron for a smoking gun.
Because if you come for her family—
Grandma’s coming for you.
👵 A Crime Boss in Pearls and Cardigans
What starts as a quiet act of revenge turns into an all-out war for the soul of Ashbury. Rival gangs, dirty politicians, and the notorious Dominic Graves—a legend in the underworld—are closing in fast. But Ethel has a secret weapon:
Her knitting circle.
There’s Marge, the no-nonsense enforcer whose knitting needles double as lethal weapons.
Agnes, the tech whiz who can hack your bank account while sipping chamomile tea.
And Ruth—the quiet one—who’s got more confirmed kills than most hitmen.
💥 Exploding bingo halls.
☕ Tea-time interrogations.
🍪 Cookies with “special ingredients.”
💀 A wake that turns into a shootout.
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Ashbury isn’t ready for Ethel and her ladies.
But when Dominic Graves sets the city on fire in a grab for power, Ethel knows there’s only one way to win: Fake her own death, draw him out, and take him down.
The problem?
Graves isn’t stupid.
And when the whole city thinks Ethel’s six feet under…
He walks right into her trap.
🚨 The Only Rule in This Family?
Never underestimate Grandma.
📖 Perfect for fans of:
✔️ Sharp, dark comedy & crime thrillers
✔️ Strong, morally complex female leads
✔️ Mafia stories with a twist
✔️ High-stakes action with laugh-out-loud moments
🔥 Darkly funny, wickedly clever, and heart-pounding from start to finish—this is the crime thriller you didn’t know you needed.
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About the Author:
Vince Edwards is a lifelong fan of crime fiction and dark humor, Vince blends sharp wit with gritty storytelling to create unforgettable characters and twist-filled plots. When he’s not writing, Vince enjoys diving into classic mob movies, exploring pop culture, and finding inspiration in the most unexpected places. Grandma Knows Best! is his first foray into the crime thriller genre.
About the Publisher:
At BLOCKBUSTER STORY PUBLISHING, we believe in the power of a great story to captivate, entertain, and inspire.
Our authors are focused on writing, not chasing likes and followers, building author websites or obsessing over social media—they’re here to create and share unforgettable stories.
We publish books for readers, not algorithms. If you’re looking for bold, entertaining stories that put the art of storytelling first, you’ve come to the right place.
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